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Brittney Grind Her.
Brittney Griner’s Nuptials With Her Wife Glory Johnson Lasted 28 Days — But Pay Day Will Go On For 18 Years.
On February 17, 2022, WNBA Star Brittney Griner was about to board a flight back to America after completing her contractual Basketball performance for the Russians — then her world fell in. As she maneuvered her way through Customs, a Russian TSA agent discovered a Vape Pipe and cannabis oil in her suitcase. Her heart fluttered, and she felt like she wanted to go potty. For almost seven years, the 31-year-old 6′ 9″ Griner has been going behind the Iron Curtain to work to make some extra money to help support her twin daughters. About a third of Griner’s small $5 million fortune comes from playing Basketball in Russia.
Seven days after Brittney’s arrest (February 24, 2022), the former Soviet Union invaded the former Ukrainian Socialist Soviet Republic, aka Ukraine – Brittney Griner’s status changed from arrestee to captured political prisoner. She became a pawn in the East versus West game — NATO versus Russia. On Wednesday, Secretary of State Anthony Blinken announced the U.S. put a prisoner swap offer on the table. The exchange would mean America will turn over notorious arms dealer and merchant of death Viktor Anatolyevich Bout, in return for Griner and Paul Whelan — there is no relationship between Bout and Oliver North.
In December 2018, the Russians arrested Paul Whelan a former U.S. Marine on charges of espionage. He’s been in Russian prison ever since. While Bout has been in held in a U.S. prison since 2009 after his extradition from Bangkok.
On the right is former Marine Paul Whelan, on the left is Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout.
If the prisoner swap takes place, it would signal a feather in Biden’s hat, the president has been sagging in the polls due to skyrocketing inflation, lack of confidence in his ability to deliver and a Cabinet half filled with poor performing members.
You Got Gold Diggers Everywhere.
“Eighteen years, she got you for eighteen years, and on her eighteenth birthday, she finds out the babies weren’t hers.” Kanye West. In less than the number of days in February in a leap year, Brittney’s marriage ended abruptly to her first wife, professional WNBA Basketball player Glory Johnson. When Ms. Johnson springs the news of her pregnancy — Brittney filed for divorce. By then, it was too late for her to secure her bank account from the sticky fingers of Ms. Glory Johnson, who was already one month pregnant via In vitro fertilization (IVF).
After Brittney filed for divorce, Ms. Glory Johnson sued for child support. Arizona Judge Timothy Thomason ordered Brittney to pay (Glory Johnson, her ex-wife, $5,032 monthly in child support, plus $2835.00 for child care — roughly $100,000 per year. Griner makes a little over $220,000 annually playing for the Phoenix Mercury.
“When she leaves your ass, she’s gone leave with half.” Kanye West.
Ms. Johnson also plays professional basketball for the Turkish club Beşiktaş. If you ain’t no punk: holla we want prenup, we want prenup.
Brittney Griner’s “Hair well matted, body well tatted.” She’s not exactly a Meadowlark Lemon.
On Tuesday, Ms. Griner pleaded guilty to attempting to bring drugs into Russia — a Vape and cannabis oil. Brittney’s lawyer said her doctor prescribed the oil. She mistakenly packed the weed substance in her suitcase while rushing to the airport. Well, because I was in a rush, I forgot to pack my drawers but let’s not leave the prescription I need. Free Brittney Griner. Is Donald Trump’s Dr. Harold N. Bornstein still speaking from the grave? Free Brittney Griner! She made a mistake, but there doesn’t appear to be any ill intent on her part in transporting the weed oil.
Side Note: If they considered wars circuses, they would cast Vladimir Zelensky as the lead clown by now. This cat is more corrupt than all Chicago and Miami politicians combined.
Side Note: Vape Pipes aren’t the same as Crack Pipes, but if Vape Pipes were around during the crack endemic, they would be the instrument of choice for the crackheads. Free Brittney Griner.
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