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Rumor is that a fight broke out in Fort (Dicks) Dix Federal Correctional Institution in New Jersey between two big “Dons.”
The alleged squabble is between Rap Mogul Sean Combs, aka DeDe, and a Jamaican drug lord named Christopher Coke, aka Dodo, over who has more rights to control the toilet.
The rumor is that Dodo told DeDe that he’s been in prison longer than DeDe and has seen more asses, making him Ass King.
The Don of assholes.
The other intimates argue that although DeDe is a new arrival in person, his droplets have always been in the facility.
DeDe responded that he’s greased and oiled down more asses with baby oil than any man alive, making him Baby Ass King and king of the throne.
Before the fights started, the argument lasted hours.
Meanwhile, the other intimates placed bets on FanDuel and DraftKings on who would rule inside the Pokey.
Another rumor says DeDe saw the word Coke (Dudus’ name) written on Dudu’s back and started sniffing his ass.
DeeDee, once a Don in the music industry, said he had more rights to the bottom of John, and Dodo said he should control the loo, aka Mr. Lou.
Suddenly, out of left field, DeDe pulled a bottle of Johnson’s Baby Oil from his waist.
He squirted oil on Dodo and began rubbing him down the right way.
Dodo resisted DeDe’s Bad Boy rubbing style, and DeDe yelled, “Stop resisting!” Stop resisting!
The struggle continued. Then DeDe slipped on some baby oil and bumped his head.
Prison authorities summoned EMS to take DeDe to an area hospital for an examination of his little head.
Medical staff reported that he came up clean. They said that his little head was free of baby oil.
The sound of “stop resisting” alerted the prison guards.
About 300 guards rushed in to break up the Rub-a-dub-three men-in-a-tub scene.
The squabble led prison officials to push back the release dates for both DeeDee and Dodo. That’s some serious shit.
Some say Dodo started the fight because he wants to extend his stay in America’s prison system.
Once released, he will be deported back to Jamaica.
Dodo fears going back to Jamaica. He’s no longer the Don he once was on the Island. The government officials he had in his back pocket are long gone. Dodo believes that it is better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven. – John Milton.
He chose prison over deportation back to Jamaica.
The Bureau of Prisons has yet to confirm that Sean Combs and Christopher Coke, also known as Dede and Dodo, were physically involved in a fight.
According to U.S. Federal Bureau of Prisons records, Christopher Coke’s release date has moved from January 29, 2028, to January 28, 2029.
Christopher “Dudus” Coke has been in a U.S. federal facility since his June 22, 2008, arrest in Tivoli Gardens, Kingston, Jamaica, following a siege in the violent Kingston area.
On June 8, 2010, Coke pleaded guilty to racketeering and drug/assault charges. He was sentenced to 23 years and was set to be released on January 29, 2028, for good behavior.
On September 16, 2024, federal agents arrested Sean “Diddy” Combs at the Park Hyatt Hotel on West 57th Street in Manhattan on a sealed indictment.
The Southern District of New York (SDNY) charged him with racketeering conspiracy, sex trafficking, and transportation to engage in prostitution.
After his trial, a jury found Sean “Diddy” Combs guilty on two of his five charges on July 2.
On July 2, 2025, a federal jury in Manhattan found Sean “Diddy” Combs guilty of paying his ex-girlfriend, Cassie Ventura, to travel across the United States.
He was also found guilty of paying for travel fees (known as the Mann Act) of another woman known only as Jane Hoe to have sex with him.
“On October 3, 2025, Judge Arun Subramanian sentenced Combs to 50 months (4 years and 2 months) in federal prison, a $500,000 fine, and five years of supervised release.”
When Sean “Diddy” Combs is released from prison, he returns to a life of luxury and millions of dollars.
After his release from federal prison, Christopher Coke has nowhere to go. So, is it better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven? — John Milton.
The rap mogul’s family and Coke’s family have denied claims that DeDe fought with Dodo.
The question remains: why did they move back the release date of Christopher “Dudus” Coke?
“Think globally, act locally.”
It is crucial to be forward-thinking but not a forward person. “Be kind to everyone you meet because each carries his heavy burden…” Plato.
Embrace the three Constants: change, justice, and rightness.
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“Free speech, but not free reach.” — Social media titans.
Free speech is thy Lord.
