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Babylon Bee Trolls Vivek Ramaswamy With 7-Eleven Job Offer from

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A Master Of Denielism.

It’s an old stereotype developed over the years of South Asian (East India) residents living in America. They all (or most) work in 7-Eleven convenience stores. But reality paints a different social picture of South (Asian) Indians. Look no further than American politics to view the status of Indian-Americans living in America. Two of the top candidates for the American Presidency are East Indians. 

The current Vice President, Kamala Harris, is of East India origin. U.S. Federal Judge Tanya Chutkan, overseeing the Donald J. Trump federal election interference case brought by Special Counsel Jack Smith, is of East India origin. And East Indians dominate the computer science field. 

Ramaswamy’s Indian Wake-Up Call.

The late great comedian Paul Mooney used to say of Black people who deny their Blackness. Then, one day, these same Black people, who have gained wealth and an enviable amount of respectability, receive a reminder that they are Black. Paul Mooney calls their Necha wake-up call. The Babylon Bee Vivek Ramaswamy 7-Eleven troll is his Indian wake-up call. Ramaswamy is always quick to deny there is any form of bigotry in America. 

 

Right now, Donald Trump is getting his Nazi wake-up call for doing UnAmerican things, like trying to overthrow the government. The difference with Donald Trump is that more than half of the American electorate supports his UnAmerican activities, even to their detriment. They say the majority rules — 51 percent. 

Suppose Iowa proves to be an accurate reflection of America. Then former President Trump could pull off a Grover Cleveland. Cleveland served as the 22nd President and skipped a term only to become the 24th President. All signs point to Trump repeating that feat in 2024.

 

Holding the keys to nuclear power

The fact is, East Indians wield a vast amount of power. They are not the old stereotypes of old. Indians hold the keys to nuclear power in Pakistan, India, Great Britain, and the United States of America, with Kamala Harris walking one step behind a man — Joe Biden — who appears as a cadaver man. Babylon Bee might want to rethink its old stereotype of (Southeast Asia) Indians.

 

Ramaswamy is young and reckless. He has time to grow and could become more than a 7-Eleven manager. Ramaswamy could be President of the United States of America. It is a long shot, but anything is possible. The ruling class doesn’t mind ruling through a blackface bigot. 

Ron Is Gone: Florida Gov Ron DeSantis Drops Out

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Ron Is Done!

People once considered him the heir apparent to Donald Trump’s political crown. They once thought De Santis was the one GOP candidate who could beat Joe Biden in a head-to-head contest and waltz into the White House in 2025 as President.

But like the prodigal son, he squandered his excellent fortune by running a campaign of hate against African Americans, and other groups that in some ways marginalized.

Ron DeSantis instead chose not to run a campaign for the presidency. Stricken by cowardice and fear, DeSantis refused to go against former President Donald Trump — the only other candidate in the race who beat him in the general election.

Florida Is Not America. America Is Not Florida.
Emboldened by his 2022 win for Florida Governor’s office, DeSantis took to the national campaign trail, speaking hickism. The ice he sold to the Inuits melted quicker than butter on the sun. Soon, they realized the Florida Governor was a fraud — just a vile and pathetic little man. Most Americans needed to buy what he was selling.

 

In all fairness, DeSantis did score a few wins for the residents of Florida, but in his haste to appeal to the MAGA wing in the state of Florida, he chose not to be a governor for all Floridians.

After several hurricanes that damaged some Florida residents’ homes, insurance companies fled the scene with insurance premiums. De Santis failed to negotiate with them — he was too busy selling salt water to the ocean. The wily personalty less De Santis finally drops out of the race.
Instead of serving himself, DeSantis could return to Florida and learn to govern the state Floridians elected him to serve.

Tinsel Crotch Angela Rye Accused Chris Cuomo / CNN of Nothing.

Sex sells everything, and Angela Rye has a new show to market and promote. What is the best thing to discuss to grab the public’s attention? The best thing to talk about is sex or your crotch. Ms. Rye used her crotch to garner some attention for her new podcast, “Natives Land Pod.” In an era where thirsty men pay billions of dollars annually for women to pretend they’re her Only Fans.”

It’s getting harder for some regular “journalists” to stay relevant. Posting nudies or near nudies online is the order of the day to get attention. 

Talking about grabbing women by the crotch worked for Donald Trump for the past eight years. We have yet to see a woman come forward to say Trump grabbed them by the crutch.

Rap Duo Salt & Pepper framed it well in their song, “Let’s Talk About Sex.”

Angela Rye’s contract with CNN was coming up for renewal. Soon, the 44-year-old Rye posted a photo of herself on the World Wide Web wearing tinsel around her crotch to draw attention. Chris Cuomo, the always slick-at-the-mouth fast talker, took the bait. Cuomo tweeted to Rye, “Happy New Year, tinsel crotch.” 

Rye revealed on the first episode of “Native Land Pod” that when she read Cuomo’s response to her nudie photo, she was “humiliated” and started crying. “Just like I’m crying now,” she said to her co-host of the “Native Land Pod,” Tiffany Cross. 

Angela Rye is a drama queen who believes because of her “looks,” she should get by without scrutiny. In 2016, she threw a temper tantrum when America’s Gestapo crew, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), searched her at an airport. She started crying on demand. She went on Inside Edition and used the exact words to describe the TSA event. It was “humiliating.”

 

Angela Rye, like Van Jones, is two of CNN’s crying negro crew. They call on demand for everything. When in November 2020, CNN cut ties with Angela Rye. She claims her termination was because of her response to Cuomo’s tinsel crotch remarks. 

The Final Straw For MSNBC President Rashida Jones.

Tiffany Cross

In November 2022, two years after CNN cut ties with Angela Rye, MSNBC fired Tiffany Cross. MSNBC claimed that Cross used too many clips from other news agencies on her Cross Connection show.

The Cross Connection enjoyed ratings in the most coveted demographics, 25 to 54. It’s more likely that Tiffany Cross got terminated because of unladylike comments she made while appearing on Comedy Central.

In response to a “Hell of a Week” question posed by Charlemagne, a god. Charlemagne asked, “Which state can Democrats afford to lose in the upcoming mid-term elections?” Cross responded, “Florida literally looks like the dick of the country, so let’s get rid of Florida,” Cross said. “Let’s castrate Florida.”

Cross’ drunken, wild-eyed feminist Amazon castration response caught the attention of Republicans who aren’t into castrating men. They complained about Tiffany Cross and her open contempt for men. 

Tiffany Cross’s boss, Ms. Rashida Jones, the first Black woman to be President of MSNBC, fired Cross soon after her comment. Ms. Jones wasn’t having the sister-girl thing — she had a job. 

The third person who makes up the Native Land Pod is Andrew Gillum. Gillum came close to being the first Black governor of Florida until Ron DeSantis stopped him. Gillum listened attentively while Rye sold her tinsel crotch story for ratings. 

Iowa GOP Caucus 4th Place Finish Sidelined Ramaswamy’s Hopes.

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Sidelined.

Borrowing a line from the late President John F. Kennedy, Vivek Ramaswamy ended his professional run for Vice President. Fifty-five years ago, one of America’s quintessential presidents prepped the nation for the upcoming treks man would make to the Moon.

Fifty-five. We choose to go to the Moon this decade and do other things; Kennedy said, “We do these things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.” Considering the results of the Iowa Caucuses, Ramaswamy said, “We speak the truth, not just when it’s easy, but when it’s hard.”
Why would it be hard for someone to speak the truth? If you are Vivek Ramaswamy, it’s hard to talk about the truth.

Handwriting’s On The Wall

Former President Donald Trump won the Iowa Caucus with a 51 percent margin. Trump continues to peel off his would-be challengers one by one. Last week, it was former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.

Monday night, with his fourth-place finish behind Nikki Haley, Ramaswamy calls it quits. The Iowa GOP 4th Place Finish Sidelined Ramaswamy Hopes. His presidential candidacy resembles a weakened snail’s trail on a hot summer’s street sidewalk. Iowans’ rejection of the brash Trump acolyte forced him to his senses. Finally, he said no mass.

Soon after dropping out of the Presidential race, Ramaswamy endorsed Trump. Ramaswamy’s endorsement brings to three the number of Republicans who supported the former President on Monday, the Iowa Caucus’s day. Florida Senator Marco Rubio and North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum supported Trump earlier on Monday.

Legacy media talking heads from both sides of the aisle continue their harmonious push for DeSantis to fold up the tent and make room for their selected candidate, Nikki Haley.

Meanwhile, President Joe Biden continues to hide out. He shows his head once in a while, only to utter mostly incoherent statements. Vivek Ramaswamy is 37-years-old. He still has time to commit to another Iowa GOP Caucus.

These Are the Most Powerful Passports in 2024.

These Are the Most Powerful Passports in 2024

According to a global report released every January, it has become an annual tradition for travelers to compare the power of their passports.

This year, there’s a six-way tie for the top spot.

Granting its citizens visa-free access to 194 countries, the most powerful passports in 2024 are from Italy, Japan, Singapore, Spain, France, and Germany.

These numbers come from the latest Henley Passport Index, an annual report that ranks the most powerful passports in the world based on the number of destinations travelers can visit without a visa or any other additional documentation.

 This year, the index analyzed 199 different passports and 227 different travel destinations.

Second place went to South Korea, Sweden, and Finland, with 193 countries available for visa-free travel. At the same time, Austria, Denmark, Ireland, and the Netherlands share third place by offering access to 192 destinations.

Other countries in the top five include Luxembourg, Norway, Portugal, and the United Kingdom—all tied for fourth place—and Greece, Malta, and Switzerland, coming in fifth.

 

Although U.S. travelers are often considered among the most powerful passport holders, the U.S. holds the 7th position, with access to 188 countries. They share this spot with Hungary and their neighbors to the north, Canada.

“The average number of destinations travelers can access visa-free has nearly doubled from 58 in 2006 to 111 in 2024,” said Dr. Christian H. Kaelin, chairperson of Henley & Partners and the inventor of the passport index concept, in a press release.

 

“However, as we enter the new year, the top-ranked countries can now travel to a staggering 166 more destinations visa-free than Afghanistan, which sits at the bottom of the ranking with access to just 28 countries without a visa.”

Despite having compiled a comprehensive list of visa requirements for different passport holders, Henley & Partners still recommend that travelers verify this information before traveling as regulations change often.

To check the complete rankings of the Henley Passport Index, click here.

Iowa Caucus Winner And Losers: Marco Rubio And Doug Burgum Endorsed Trump.

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A Fore Gone Conclusion

And the winner is? Donald J. Trump. Most Republicans weren’t expecting a different outcome in tonight’s Iowa GOP Caucus. And they weren’t looking for a different outcome. From the start, most national polls have been predicting the result over the past eleven months. 

Unless someone lived under a rock, they knew Donald J. Trump was the winner. The polls sometimes get it right, but even a stopped clock is right twice daily. Not to mention that trends and history — mostly — repeat themselves in Iowa’s Presidential caucuses.

Former President Donald Trump won the Iowa GOP Caucuses by a margin of 51 percent. His closest follower Ron DeSantis came in with 21.3 percent of the votes.

Against All Odds

Although legacy media chose Nikki Haley as their candidate to push, it did not take a rocket scientist to see that most Americans don’t trust her. In Iowa, Haley was racing against all odds, decked out in a suit of lead and five-inch heels. 

As a presidential candidate, Nikki Haley’s strong point — aside from grafting — is to quarrel with Vivek Ramaswamy and speak with her teeth clinched like a ventriloquist. Because of political correctness, no one wants to say the quiet part out loud: Nikki Haley is very unintelligent. And folks say VP Kamala Harris is ditzy?

Nikki Haley

Running Against The Wind

Is the Iowa GOP Caucuses a rock-solid barometer of who will take the White House? No, it is not a guarantor for Democrats or Republicans. But from the beginning of the Republican 2024 primary. In the 2016 GOP caucuses, lying Ted Cruz crushed Donald Trump in Iowa, only to begin his downward spiral that allowed the RNC to give Trump the nomination.
In the 2020 general election, Trump beat Biden in Iowa with 53 percent of the Iowan caucus’ votes to 45 percent.

Except for Ron DeSantis, the other candidates were clearly out of their league — standing next to Trump. Florida Governor DeSantis squandered his chance of becoming President by making his campaign all about attacking African Americans. This method was a scare tactic that worked in Florida. However, it took more work to sell his nonsense nationwide.

Scales And Barometers

Georgia DA’s Fani Spanked For One Million Dollars: Trump Co-defendant.

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Rico Suave.

Georgia queen of RI CO (The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) law, Fani Willis, allegedly had her field plowed and her lawn mowed by her special prosecutor, Nathan Wade. 

On August 14, 2023, Willis indicted former President Donald Trump and 18 others, including nasty Rudy Guiliani, a former Prosecutor for the S.D.N.Y.

One of former President Trump’s co-defendants, Mike Roman, claims that Fulton County, Ga., district attorney Fani Willis is involved in a romantic relationship with a married. According to the Wall Street Journal, the married man is Trump’s special prosecutor, Nathan Wade. 

Follow The Money

Willis allegedly uses a money laundering scheme to pay for lavish vacations for Wade, her romantic partner, Atlanta News First reports. In 2022, Willis’ office paid Wade $654,000 to work as a special prosecutor for Donald Trump.

And if Ice Cube is to be believed, while on lavish vacations, Nathan Wade pulled out his “Jammi and killed her Punanai and his Jammi runs deep, so deep, put Fani’s ass to sleep.” Today Was A Good Day.

Fani Lewis made a name for herself as a tough-on-crime prosecutor, going after small-time Rappers. She’s the new Mrs. C. Deloris Tucker with a badge and prosecutorial powers. Fani may be an expert on R.I.C.O., but she might need to brush up on the money laundering laws. 

It is one thing to prosecute a few violent rapping thugs; it is quite another to go after the men who wrote and put the laws on the books. They know all the secrets. They wrote the rules with loopholes designed just for them.

Mamie Fanie Send School Teachers To Jail

 

In 2015, Fani and a team of Fulton County prosecutors successfully prosecuted several Atlanta school teachers for a cheating conspiracy. The legal team charged, convicted, and sent eleven educators to jail.
By 2020, an ambitious Assistant DA Willis ran against her boss, 6-term Fulton County District Attorney Paul Howard. She won.

Because of DA Fani Willis’ money laundering scheme, former President Trump’s co-conspirator Mike Roman seeks to have his case tossed. One has nothing to do with the other: conspiracy to commit election fraud and Willis’ money laundering scheme are unrelated.

Miami’s Corrupt Commissioner Joe Carollo (Joker Rollo) Assets Seized By Feds.

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A Time To Pay

There is one thing most residents of the City of Miami love about their public officials. And that one thing is that 90 percent of them are privately corrupt. Corrupt politicians are nothing new to the City of Miami.

 The great news is that although the Feds will allow them to breed untouched for a while, they occasionally tap them on the shoulder. And remind them there is a time to steal, plunder the taxpayers’ coffers, take bribes, and reap the benefits of a free jail cell: three meals daily, no rent to pay, and no wife to obey.

As Joe Biden once said, “That’s a big f**king deal.”

Since before the days of Miami Commissioner Miller Dawkins in the early 1990s, Miami public corruption was the order of the day. In 1994, nothing changed when the Feds collared City Manager Cesar Odio on embezzlement charges, siphoning off city money into his pocket and leaving the city’s coffers in a hole — nothing has changed. 

It is a way of life. Today, in 2024, the Feds are looking sideways at a new Miami City manager — Arturo Noriega. It’s a new set of Miami officials. Still, they use the same old playbook with learned sophistication.

Noriega’s wife Michelle Pradere-Noriega’s “family company has received hundreds of thousands of dollars in city contracts since Noriega was appointed city manager in 2020.” In October 2021, City Manager Noriega fired newly hired Miami Police Chief Art Acevedo.

Then Chief Acevedo ran into a City built brick wall when he began to talk about the entrenched public corruption that permeates the City of Miami Commission. Commissioner Joe Carollo (Joker Rollo) has long been the head of the rotating snakes.

Miami Mayor Francis Suarez is also under investigation by the state. Mayor Suarez’s wealth jumped from $300,000 to over three million dollars in three years of becoming mayor. 

In 1995, the late Commissioner Miller Dawkins only demanded $200,000 from a company negotiating a contract with the city. He ended up accepting $30,000.

A pittance of what the new group demands. For 15 years, Commissioner Dawkins held what they called the “Black” seat on the commission. At his sentencing, one of his character witnesses told the sentencing judge that Dawkins gave more to the city than he had taken. 

The Federal agents have warrants to seize up to sixty-three million dollars worth of (Joker Rollo) Joe Carollo assets to satisfy a judgment issued against him for using the City of Miami Police Department personnel as his personal crime enforcers against his political foes and business people.

Chris Christie Drops Out: DeSantis Cleaned Haley’s Clock.

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Nikki Haley

Who has never seen this announcement coming from Presidential candidate Chris Christie? Even a Psyklops from Tasmania saw the former Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie, saying goodbye to his hopes of a lifetime of Secret Service protective service provided by the taxpayers.

And even more importantly, to order the assassination of those with whom you may have petty differences — as per former President Donald J. Trump and his brilliant Havard graduate attorneys.  

The 5th Republican primary debate between Florida Gov Ron DeSantis and former South Carolina Gov Nikki Haley shows how much affirmative action and quotas that got Nikki Haley where she is today were terrible ideas. What are the two things Haley kept plugging throughout the debate to show her incompetency and lack of readiness to lead America? Repeatedly, she would say her fallback rehearsed lines: I’m an accountant and “DeSantis Lies. Com.”

After Christie’s Announcement, a Vile Fox News Host Offered That Chris Christie “Was Done” The Day He Hugged President Obama. A White Guy Hugs A Black Guy And That Sinks His Career? That Is One of The Most Sad Commentary Or Observation About The State Of America. Even If That Fact Lives Mostly In His Warped Mind, And Other Fox News Personnel. What Would Be His Thoughts, If Gov Chris Christie Had Hugged A Dog?

When former Gov Chris Christie dropped out of the Presidential race today, allegedly someone captured him on a “hot mike” saying Nikki Haley was going to get “smoked” in tonight’s debate. 

There is no excellent prediction there not to see coming. Even if you were a one-eyed Tasmanian Devil. 

In the beginning, during, and after the debate, Ron DeSantis hammered home the point Vivek Ramaswamy made several times about Ms. Haley. She’s on the take. DeSantis’ line, “We don’t need another mealy-mouth politician here to make the big donors’ bid,” while ignoring the people’s will.

In Tonight’s Debate, CNN Removed The Side Show 

Ms. Haley hit DeSantis because “Florida has the highest property tax rate in the nation.” Both candidates bemoaned that the leading candidate (Donald J. Trump) wasn’t there to make them look big.

Haley became lost in the sauce because she needed to be more knowledgeable, and there was no Vivek Ramaswamy on stage to spar with and talk about 5-inch heels.

Trump’s Lawyer Says Biden Can Legally Order Trump’s Assassination.

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Ridiculously Sublime.

“To authorize the prosecution of a president or his official acts would open Pandora’s Box from which this nation may never recover.” — D. John Sauer / former President Trump’s attorney.

 

The question then becomes, what are the legal official acts of a President of the United States? And how broad are the official powers of the President, or are they boundless? 

Washington, US Appellate Court Justice Florence Pan asked Trump’s attorney, D. John Sauer if Donald Trump was a king with infinite powers.

“Could a president order S.E.A.L. Team 6 to assassinate a political rival?” That is an official act, an order to S.E.A.L. Team 6.

Attorney D. John Sauer argues on behalf of Trump that “with qualifications,” a president can order insurrection and the assassination of his political foes.

Sauer’s argument is schizophrenic at best. On one hand, he argues that the nation is embarking on a slippery slope to prosecute former President Donald Trump for enticing his followers to attack the Capitol on January 06, 2021.

An act the D.O.J. labels an insurrection. Sauer argues that Congress must first impeach the President before they can prosecute. However, if the power of the President is absolute, then he has the authority to dismiss Congress. So, are American Presidents kings?

Judge Florence Pan’s question should seal the door on whether a President has unfettered power to act. However, the question became an open-ended one. The answer that Trump’s attorney, D. John Sauer, gave left the door wide open for the current President, Joe Biden, to order the assassination of his most formidable political rival, Donald Trump, legally.

What acts does the President carry out that aren’t official acts? In Trump’s mind, he has established that all he has to do is think about committing and acting out an event, and it’s legal- as in the Mar-a-Lago documents case.

The Constitution grants Congress the sole power to declare war. Yet, suppose presidents usurp that clause repeatedly without consequences as long as they feed the war machine. In that case, removing the gear of checks and balances is okay.

Therein lies a slippery slope. Is there anything stopping President Biden from ordering the assassination of D. John Sauer? One would like to think that the restraining factor is that we are “a nation of laws, not men.”

For this reason, Federal Judge Tanya Chutkan wrote regarding Trump’s claim of immunity from prosecution, “Presidents are not kings, and Plaintiff is not President.” Therefore, D.O.J. can move forward with its case against the former President.

 

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