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Leftover Man Kills Defenseless And Helpless Female Uber Driver

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Help Me!

“Don’t shoot me any more,” sixty-one-year-old Loletha Hall begged her killer. However, brute-beast 81-year-old William Brock continued shooting at Hall until she was dead. On March 25, while acting as an Uber driver, Ms. Loletha Hall went to William Brock’s house to pick up a package. Reportedly, someone called Brock to extort money from him. 

Brock did not call for police help. Instead, he took matters into his own hands. When Ms. Hall unwittingly shows up to pick up the money, Brock shoots her three times — while mocking her.

Sixty-one-year-old Loletha Hall unknowingly entered a dangerous situation with William Brock, a hateful person. Brock is a leftover man from another time and era when murdering Black people was a sport. 

Before killing Ms. Hall, eighty-one-year-old Brock kidnapped Ms. Hall and stole her cell phone at gunpoint. William Brock used a Jessie James-style gun to kill Ms. Hall while she begged for her life. 

 The brutish (William Brock) monster shot Loletha Hall three times, twice in her legs and once in her upper body.

 While she begged for her life, could you help me? Could you help me? She cried. Brock, the monster, played out a Clint Eastwood role and finished his intent — “You don’t look so bad.” Brock methodically taunted Ms. Hall while killing her.

Her chilling cries were reminiscent of the cries of Trayvon Martin just before George Zimmerman shot and killed him. It didn’t take long before Zimmerman’s attorney, Mark Furhman, went on television defending the murder of Ms. Hall. He’s never seen the murder of an African American that he didn’t enjoy.

Ralph Yarl

84-year-old Andrew Lester shot sixteen-year-old Ralph Earl for knocking on his front door.

Catch And Release

Charleston police would later take William Brock into custody and promptly release him. 

While the Charleston police detective was inside the killer’s house, the scammer called. The detective spoke with the scammer and tipped the person. “You are in big trouble,” the Keystone Kop told the scammer. The Keystone Kop refused to play out the game with the scammer and set up a trap. Find out where the package is to be delivered — stake out the area — and make an arrest. 

It’s that shoot first, then ask questions later. It’s Ralph Yarl Sysdrome. 84-year-old Andrew Lester shot sixteen-year-old Ralph Yarl after Yarl mistakenly knocked on his front door.

Topsy-turvy Broward School Board: Four Superintendents In Three Years.

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Because Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis meddled, the Broward School Board has changed out four superintendents in three years. His actions create a sense of instability—a lack of continuity.

It’s been three years since Florida Governor Ron DeSantis set up a mock grand jury to rid himself of Broward, Superintendent of Schools Robert Runcie. The king of gentrification governor, who believes in shooting first, then asking questions later, has remained mum on the case.
His silence is deafening since a Miami judge ruled against the trumped-up charges of his white supremacist grand jury.

After his hullabaloo, the governor said nothing about his grand jury indictment of Runcie. Instead, he has moved on to other fights with other Floridians.
On Tuesday, April 16, Dr. Peter Licata, the third Broward Superintendent in three years, abruptly resigned. Dr. Licata gave health issues as the reason for his sudden retirement. Dr. Licata held the top post for only ten months.

Because Ron DeSantis meddled, the Broward School Board has changed out four superintendents in three years.

Dr. Howard Hepburn: A Rising Star

The School Board commissioners did not waste time naming Licata’s replacement.
In a near-unanimous 8 to one vote, the Commission named Dr. Howard Hepburn, the 4th superintendent in three years since Robert Runcie’s forced resignation.

 Before his new appointment, forty-five-year-old Dr. Howard Hepburn was the former deputy superintendent for teaching and learning under Dr. Peter Licata.

Dr. Vickie Cartwright

Dr. Vickie Cartwright

In April 2021, the Broward County School Board fired Runcie because of his grand jury indictment and subsequent arrest.
They accused Runcie of lying under oath to Ron DeSantis’ grand jury.

Governor Ron DeSantis assigned a grand jury to look into the details of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting on February 14, 2018.
The shooting, which fellow student Nikolas Cruz carried out, left 17 students and faculty members dead. On November 2, 2022, a judge sentenced Cruz to life in prison without the possibility of parole.

Dr. Vickie Cartwright was appointed as the new leader of Broward schools after Robert Runcie left. Dr. Cartwright brings the number to two superintendents in a year.
At first, Dr. Cartwright acted in the position under the auspices that she would not accept the position as a permanent replacement.

When the Superintendent position opened up, Dr. Cartwright reneged on her contract and applied for the position. The Board hired her, making her superintendents one and two after Runcie.

After they forced Dr. Cartwright out, the Board assigned Dr. Valerie Wanza as acting superintendent. The Board also appointed Dr. Earline Smiley as interim superintendent.

DeSantis quickly removed four Broward School Board members and replaced them with his loyalists. Soon, Dr. Cartwright’s seventeen-month tenure would end. The governor’s loyalists ousted her from her superintendent position.

Cartwright’s ouster came after Ron DeSantis’s grand jury audit made claims of financial misconduct by Dr. Cartwright. The Ron DeSantis’ school board voted 5 to 4 to remove Dr. Cartwright as the top leader of the 6th largest school district in the nation.

Pembroke Park Fires Two Police Chiefs In Six Months — DEI?

DEI Commissioners

The Town of Pembroke Park has taken the unprecedented step of firing its second police chief in just six months. The sudden firing of top cop Ra Shana Dabney-Donovan has shocked the community, leaving people uncertain and worried. Was Chief Dabney-Donovan a DEI hire? Or was she a qualified candidate who became a victim of politics and a Jankey commission?

Before creating its police department on February 1, 2023, the Town’s commissioners released (BSO) the county’s sheriff deputies on September 30, 2022. For 42 years, the Broward Sheriff’s Office (BSO) provided service to the residents of Pembroke Park.

Pembroke Park Commission antics give the appearance that the City of Opa Locka moved from Miami Dade County north into Broward County. Not since the ’90s and 2000s, when the dusty City of Opa Locka changed its Chief of police like dirty drawers — has there been such whiplash action? Well, of course, except in the City of Miami.

Pembroke Park Commissioners, The Town’s Clowns

Chief Ra Shana Dabney-Donovan had only been on the job for four months when Commissioner Geoffrey Jacobs summoned the Chief to the Commissioners’ chamber.
Geoffery demanded the Chief perform a search of Commissioner Ashira Mohammed’s purse for a gun. Jacobs had also called 9-1-1 to file a false complaint. They would later charge Commissioner Geoffrey Jacobs with misusing the 9-1-1 system.

Commissioner Geoffrey Jacobs claimed Commissioner Mohammed had a gun. The Chief reluctantly searched for the invisible weapon. She turned Muhammed’s purse upside down before the commissioners’ dais. The Chief did not find a gun in Mohammed’s purse.

The only other South Florida city that often comes close to changing out its chiefs of police is the City of Miami.

The carnages of the City of Miami and Opa-Locka usually stem from corruption. Pembroke Park’s issue lies mainly in an incompetent commission of debutantes and drama queens.

In a past commissioner’s meeting, Commissioner Mohammed advised Geoffrey Jacobs to seek mental help.
Three months later, these two peas in a pod, Mohammed and Jacobs, joined forces to end Chief Dabney Donovan’s career.

The Chief Is Corrupt?

Commissioner Geoffrey Jacobs accuses Chief Dabney Donovan of illegal behavior. He’s also alleging that she misused grants. It was in November 2023 that Jacobs also accused his fellow hysterical commissioner, Mayor Ashira Mohammed, of having a gun. Commissioner Jacobs alleged that Mayor Ashira Mohammed had a gun and that he feared for his safety.

Yet Mayor Ashira Mohammed joined him to get rid of the Chief. Behavioral scientists must study the water they drink in Pembroke Park’s commissioners’ chambers.

According to the police,
because Commissioner Jacobs filed a false police report about the Mayor having a gun, the S.A. charged Jacobs with misuse of the 911 system.

Is the Chief corrupt? The allegations floating around town are about a corrupt chief. At least four of the five commissioners said Ra Shana Dabney-Danovan is corrupt. “She turns a blind eye to citizens’ complaints of police brutality.”

Chief Ra Shana A. Dabney Donovan’s Pedigree

Dabney Donovan is a retired police captain from the Town of Pembroke Park’s sister city, Hallandale Beach. She rose through the ranks. Dabney-Donovan started her career as a Community Service Aide for the City of Hallandale Beach. She was the first city of Hallandale Beach African American female police officer. After a twenty-three-year career, she hung up her shield until Pembroke Park called.

A Very Jankey Commission

The sudden firing of Chief Dabney Donovan should not come as a surprise. These sudden sneaky attacks are the modus operandi of the Town’s Jankey commissioners. In December 2023, the elected DEI commissioners pulled a similar surprise attack on their first Police Chief, David Howard.
Chief Howard learned about his termination when he saw it on the Commissioner’s agenda. Chief Howard helped develop and launch Pembroke Park’s Police Department on February 1, 2023. The department fired him by December 2023.

Commissioner Geoffrey Jacobs — a former cop — who was the Town’s Mayor at the time of Howard’s firing, wants to run the police department. Commissioner Geoffrey Jacobs is a duplicate of the City of Miami Commissioner Joker Rollo’s image — perhaps not as corrupt.

The residents of Pembroke Park deserve better.

“Every person gets the government they deserve.” Joseph de Maistre. Maistre’s sentiment is genuine to a certain extent. It also indicates that citizens must participate in their political leaders’ selection process.

The current Mayor, Ashira Mohammed, is a ridiculous, hysterical sideshow. Vice Mayor Eric Morrissette likes to play good cop, bad cop with Geoffrey Jacobs. Morrissette was the only one who voted to keep Chief Dabney Donovan.

He’s a farce. Upon firing the Chief, Morrissette stated, “If we keep firing chiefs, no one will come to work for us.” The Commissioner already found someone to work for them — Wendy Morse.

Morse brings 25 years of law enforcement experience to her new post. Is Wendy Morse a friend of Commissioner Rabid Jacobs? Will she be his puppet? Follow the money.

Commissioner Musfika “Mishu” Kashem is a listless tumbleweed. She goes along with the majority. Anywhere the wind blows personality.

Commissioner William R. Hodgkins is there for the power trip, which is not unlike Jacobs’ reason for being there. Hodgkins pretends to support Chief Dabney Donovan. However, he’s not unlike Jacobs. The only difference is Jacobs is rabid. He’ll bite anyone at any time for a made-up “reason” in his mind.

The Global Entry Fee Is Increasing — Here’s What You Need to Know

Global Entry is highly regarded for international travel. It lets members bypass long immigration lines when coming back to the U.S. 

Now, for the first time in 15 years, the federal government plans to raise the cost of this popular program.

According to the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP), the application fee for Global Entry will increase to $120 starting on Oct. 1. The current cost is $100.

CBP emphasized the importance of updating the fee structures for the continued success of these programs.

Despite the fee increase, CBP also announced some good news. With the new price comes a new perk: Travelers under 18 will no longer have to pay the application fee if they have a parent or legal guardian applying for themselves. Or if they are already a part of the program

Global Entry is just one part of the Department of Homeland Security’s Trusted Traveler programs. The application process includes a background check and an in-person interview. Scheduling these in-person interviews is difficult; the wait times can be several months.

Luckily, the Enrollment on Arrival program is also available at 65 different airports across the U.S.
This program allows travelers to start their Global Entry application and get conditional approval. And conduct the interview portion when they arrive at the airport’s international terminal.

As the name of the program suggests, no prior appointment is needed. For travelers leaving from Washington Dulles International Airport, there’s also a similar Enrollment on Departure program.

With a Global Entry membership, you enjoy an expedited process upon arrival in the U.S. and the added benefit of TSA PreCheck. This perk offers a shorter security process for entering the airport, giving you peace of mind and more time to enjoy your journey.

A School Girl Fight Leads To Two Lives In Ruins

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Devastation

The 15-year-old teen girl (Maurnice DeClue) charged in a March 8 attack on her 16-year-old schoolmate wants to apologize for the attack. Maurnice DeClue has been identified as one of several combatants in an after-school brawl that left 16-year-old Kaylee Gain with a fractured skull and brain bleed. When Hazelwood East High School in Spanish Lake’s last bell rang, some students thought it was time to fight.

As the Gain family pushes for severe consequences for the assault, the mother of Maurice is pushing back. “Maurnice was not the aggressor, 66-year-old Consuela DeClue said. “This bullying of Maurnice had manifested over three months.” School records show that the school suspended Kaylee Gain in the past for fighting in the school hallway.

According to KSDK station, in a phone call, the parents of DeClue, Consuela and Ronald DeClue, said their daughter was shocked that Kaylee Gain was in a coma. In a Facebook post on Monday, the Gain’s family attorney said Kaylee kept repeating herself over and over after coming out of the coma.

The Gain family also said, “Kaylee does not have any recollection of the altercation that led to her hospitalization.” They added Kaylee is taking short walks with the help of the hospital staff.

Girls Fighting

The DeClue family wrote a letter to clear up misunderstandings about Maurnice’s character. Mrs. DeClue mentioned her worry for their daughter. Mrs. DeClue also made clear her daughter was an honor roll student.

She also said her daughter Maurice is “proficient in four languages and pointed out that she played volleyball and violin in the school orchestra.”

The Gain’s family said they want DeClue charged as an adult “given the particularly violent nature of this assault.” Meanwhile, the DeClue family said their daughter Maurnice was being bullied. “Maybe they thought she was a nerd.” “My daughter was focused on her education.”

Some ignorant individuals, like Missouri A.G. Andrew Bailey, are using social media to unfairly blame the DEI program for the fight between the two girls.
A judge has ruled that the Missouri state must decide next month on whether to charge DeClue as an adult. The A.G. Andrew bailey says he wants to charge Maurinice DeClue as an adult.

Pygmalion Candace Owens Fired By Bigots For Being Bigoted

The Daily Weirdos

Candace Owens n Ben Shapiro

Ben Shapiro (Right) With His Hired Hand Candace Owens (Left)

The sign on the wall read: Don’t let the doorknob hit you where the good lord split you. Candace Owen’s firing was as loud as a cannon. Daily Wire Bigot Ben Shapiro and Jeremy Boreing took Candace Owens and groomed her into how to hate Black people.

Candace Owens was their experimental Pygmalion subject. Then, one day, the subject turned into Frankenstein. And in their minds, the dutiful subject turned against them. Alarmed by the explosive growth of their protégé, they tried to kill it. They fired the bigot for being bigoted.

Daily Wire Hired Candace Owens To Attack African Americans

As long as Owens was assailing Black people, the party was on and popping. The party was on and popping as long as Owens was continuously attacking Black people. Since her hire in 2021, she performed well.

Like when she gleefully justified the murder of Trayvon Martin at the hands of George Zimmerman. Or when she claimed Derik Chauvin did not choke George Floyd to death. Ben Shapiro paid her handsomely to celebrate the murders of Black people. For three years, Ben Shapiro, the bigot, paid Candace Owens to be bigoted.

Then came the day when she expressed sympathies for the plight of the Palestinians in Gaza. For Ben Shapiro, that was blasphemy. They agreed to fire Owens. Last Friday was her last day on the Daily Wire platform.

Radical right-wing news company, the Daily Wire, slashed ties with Candace Owens. 

Ben Shapiro and his partner Jeremy Boreing gave its hired black hand a backhand. The Daily Wire hired Ms. Owens (a blackface in a weird place) to attack African Americans. That was her purpose for hire. Did Candace Owens forget her purpose?

Although the company’s co-founder Ben Shapiro has never shied away from attacking Black people himself, he used Ms. Owens as a shield and amen choir. Candace Owens became famous for belittling African Americans’ actions, aspects, and endeavors.

That was her sole purpose of getting hired at the Daily Weirdos, to be an attack dog against Black folk. It would be fun to be an ear on the wall to hear Ben Shapiro and his partner, Jeremy Boreing, discussing Owens’ firing. Do you think you can imagine all the N-word they must have called her? The ungrateful Black B-word turned against us.

Candace Became Too Big For Her Britches.

“The rumor is true: I’m finally free,” says Candace Owens after Ben Shapiro and co-founder of the Daily Wire Jeremy Boreing gave her the boot. Then, on October 7, 2023, when a radical Islamist group (Hamas) attacked Israel. The world turned upside down.

They prohibited freedom of expression and reason. Suddenly, they corralled everybody down the narrow corridor of speech or thought. They will immediately punish anyone who deviates from the written script.

The Daily Wire is supposedly a conservative network. People reasonably describe The Daily Wire as a radical right-wing cult. All cult leaders share one thing: They don’t allow their followers to develop independent thoughts. 

The Daily Wire claims to champion freedom of expression—as long as you don’t express thoughts contrary to yours. This hypocrisy is called the Elon Musk, Don Lemon effect, the CNN, Nina Turner effect, and the MSNBC, Ronna McDaniels Effect. 

The day before, they brought down the axe on Ms. Owens. She signed off her Daily Wire show, saying, “I’ll see you tomorrow.” One day before her termination, Ms. Owens appeared on the Breakfast Club show, which has an African American host. 

The Breakfast Club appearance drove Shapiro and Boreing over the precipice. They felt compelled to punish the Serva publicly. Ms. Owens was out.

During her appearance at the Breakfast Club, one host mentioned her husband was White. Candace responded people are free to love who they want to love.

Yet last September, YouTube suspended her account for “hate speech” against the LGBTQ community. Apparently, Candace doesn’t believe the LGBTQ community can love who they want to love. The Pygmalion mother of three posted on social media, “I truly believe that Donald Trump isn’t just the leader of the free world, but the savior as well.” 

One reason the Daily Weird severed its relationship with Owens was her statement that “Christ is King.” Donald Trump is the savior. She also showed support for a post alleging Jewish Rabbis consume Christian blood. According to the UNCF, the mind is a terrible thing to waste (Frederick D. Patterson).

The Candace Owens Breakfast Club interview was very interesting. If only she were speaking from her heart — it would be great.

Four Million Dollars Bought Nicole Shanahan A Spot On Presidential Ticket 

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A Bold Move?

She’s smart. She’s wealthy. She’s articulate. And she’s Robert F. Kennedy’s presidential running mate. Ms. Shanahan paid over four million dollars for a spot on the Presidential ticket in the form of an expensive Super bowl advertisement featuring Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

During the 2024 Super bowl game, Kennedy was the only Presidential candidate to run an ad. Is Nicole Shanahan ready to be president on day one? We may find out soon.

Is Nicole Shanahan Ready to Be President On Day One?

So what if lightning strikes twice in the same place? And what if a blue moon appears four times in a leap year? There you have it: RFK, Jr. won the 2024 Presidency. During his inauguration, Kennedy passes out. He’s rushed to Walter Reed Hospital, and doctors say it will take him two months to recover.

Is Nicole Shanahan ready to take the helm and run the country?

If Joe Biden does it, then anybody can. As mentally unfit as President Biden is, he draws upon his fifty years of political experience during his lucid moments.

A Political Neophyte?

Thirty-eight-year-old Shanahan is a big donor to the Democratic party. She is running as an Independent. Ms. Shanahan has never held political office, nor has former President Donald Trump — until 2021.

For decades, Trump has proven himself a leader of several businesses. He is also a proven salesman and an extraordinary con man. Ms. Shanahan isn’t known to possess any of those Donald J. Trump traits.

This Vice Presidential run will be a great learning experience for Nicole Shanahan. It will prepare Ms. Shanahan for the next time around when she runs at the top of the ticket for President.

Robert Kennedy Jr

Both Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and Nicole Shanahan were members of the Democratic party. RFK, Jr. and Shanahan became Independents after the Democratic party became a listless and rude ship. President Joe Biden refused to assign Kennedy secret service protection.

Kennedy has consistently polled between 12 and 20 percent voter preference. Joe Biden has an approval rating of 38 percent among voters. Forty-nine percent of the American voters consider themselves as Independents.

The next few months will tell if Nicole Shanahan, a Silicon Valley lawyer, will boost RFK, Jr.’s campaign among older voters. At 38, Shanahan could draw some younger voters to the campaign to vote for the 70-year-old RFK, Jr.

Alejandro Mayorkas Left The Southern Border Open To Raid P. Diddy’s Home.

Man, Know Thy Woman

The March 25 celebrated raids on music moguls’ homes, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs was unsurprising. Still, the multiple raids by HSI have nothing to do with investigating the death of Christopher Wallace, aka Biggie Small. The Southern District of New York (SDNY ordered the raids on Diddy’s mansion). 

Is Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs on the run?

HSI agents have not revealed Diddy’s whereabouts. People believe Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs fled to Antigua on his private jet.

Alejandro Mayorkas, the Secretary of Homeland Security, failed to secure the southern border. While law enforcement officers were being attacked at the Southern Border, Alejandro Mayorkas conducted raids at the home of American Citizen Sean Combs.

The videos and photos of the attack on Sean Combs’s residence paint a picture of a military attack. Sean Combs, aka P. Diddy, was not home during the raids. The two concurrent frontal assaults on the Music Mogul residences took place in Los Angeles, California, and Miami Beach, Florida. Miami Beach is fast becoming an apartheid state.

Law enforcement says they have search warrants for both properties listed in the cities above. Sean Combs’s legal issues began when an ex-girlfriend of his carried out a shakedown for money. His legal problems did not start when some credible people suspected him of being involved in Biggie Small murder.

Controversy Followers P. Diddy

Man, know thy woman that you lay up with. They say hell has no fury as a woman scorned — ask Cassie Ventura. HSI hasn’t made it clear if P. Diddy was a target of the raids. The federal agents detained four people inside the residence, including Justin Combs and his brother, King Combs.

Former Bad Boy Entertainment bodyguard Gene Deal once revealed that P. Diddy forced Kurt Burrowes to perform oral sex on P. Diddy. Kurt Burrowes was the former president of Bad Boy Entertainment.

In 1991, Diddy sponsored a show at New York City College where nine people got stampeded to death inside the gymnasium. The gymnasium capacity was 2730. The promoters packed about 5000 patrons inside the gymnasium.

Airbnb Updates Rules About Security Cameras Inside Vacation Rentals.

Airbnb is updating its rules on home security cameras due to privacy concerns raised by guests staying at its vacation rentals worldwide.

Previously, Airbnb hosts could install security cameras in the common areas of their vacation home — like living rooms and hallways — as long as this information was fully and properly disclosed in the property listing. However, to further protect the privacy of our guests.

Airbnb will now ban all cameras “inside listings, regardless of location, purpose or prior disclosure.” This change ensures a more secure and private stay for our valued guests.
This rule will go into effect on April 30.

AirBnB camera

The indoor camera ban does not apply to doorbell cameras or noise decibel monitors. Doorbell cameras are often used to ensure that guests aren’t throwing parties. However, hosts must still disclose their “presence and general location.”

“Our goal was to create new, clear rules that provide our community with greater clarity about what to expect on Airbnb,” the company’s Head of Community Policy and Partnerships, Juniper Downs, said in a statement.

“These changes were made in close consultation with our guests, Hosts, and privacy experts, reflecting our commitment to your feedback and ensuring our policies work for our global community.”

Airbnb warned that hosts who don’t follow the rules could be punished, even losing their listing or account.

This underscores our commitment to enforcing these rules and maintaining a safe and secure environment for all our users.

This move is the latest in the company’s recent efforts to increase security and the accuracy of listings. Especially after some guests’ horror stories about inaccuracies went viral on social media. In 2022, Airbnb banned all parties—an extension of a rule that went into effect early in the pandemic.

After some guests ran into issues with grossly inaccurate listings or even nonexistent properties, the company introduced a verified status for listings last year. By booking a verified listing, travelers are guaranteed the property exists. They also ensure the address is accurate and the host can access the home.

Kate Middleton’s Doctored Photos And Farm Video A Royal Flush?

A Royal Flush?

“Life is not complicated: you get up, you go to work, you eat three meals. You take one good shit, and you go to bed.” Rinse and repeat. George Carlin was one of the greatest 21st-century philosophers.

What Could Make A Princess So Afraid?

What could make a princess so afraid that she releases doctored photographs to the news media? Is it her false sense of pride? Or is it just her will to keep a fairytale alive? When Meghan Markle and Prince Harry faced criticism for keeping it real, Prince William and Kate Middleton emerged — on a hill of phoniness.

Just when we thought Taylor Swift had replaced the Princess of Wales, Kate Middleton, Middleton came back to claim the spotlight. What is strange is that Middleton is using her absence as her major attraction. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Singer Candi Staton asked a profound question in her song ‘Victim’, then she answered it. “I wondered what it is that makes a man leave a girl so alone? Another woman is usually the thing. Running around just doesn’t seem to change.

Will The Real Kate Middleton Please Stand Up?

 

Kate Middleton: Princes of Wales

At 42 years old, Kate Middleton is a part of the look-at-me attention-grabbing generation. Who did it, and who did she? These questions have become social media talk born of wild speculations. Life isn’t that complex.

The recent brouhaha about Kate Middleton and her whereabouts is scary. The British Royals have not declared Middleton dead, so she’s alive. She has made no public appearance since January.

 Yet her fans are seeing glimpses of her everywhere next to Elvis Presley. How many anorexic women live in Britain? There is a lookalike here, a lookalike there. The Princess of Wales is everywhere.

George Carlin could not have made life any clearer when he said life is not complicated. Any other added complications come from man’s innate need for vanity, his lust to create and explain “mysteries.” “Man, thy name is vanity.” Thus, you have religion.

When photoshopped photos of the Princess of Wales appeared, the world held its collective breath. Soon, online sleuths corrected the media for publishing fake photos. 

Then Kate Middleton apologized for the fake photos. Immediately, her detractors built their religious silos to prosecute her. And her fans built their religious silos to protect her.

Why would the Princess of Wales attempt to fool the world? A fan reporter on News Nation, Elizabeth Vargas, solved the mystery. Vargas says, “Everybody Photoshop their pictures.” Wow! For those who don’t Photoshop their photos, they just learned something new. Life doesn’t have to be complicated. “Frailty is thy name, woman.” Hamlet.

The hot royal mess continues to grow more legs. It’s galloping fast down the streets of Britain and across the pond.

Keep Them Guessing, Bigfoot?

Another blurred, quick-moving image of Middleton popped up at the Windsor Farm. Prince William was in tow of the image. And William informed his British subjects that the blurb was Kate. Hollywood has proven the sightings of Bigfoot to be accurate. We have undoctored photos of Sasquatch; it is confirmed; we must believe. 

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