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A Lyft driver refused a ride to a Michigan giant, claiming she was too big to fit inside his Mercedez Benz C-Class 300. Now, the giant is suing Lyft and the driver for refusing her a ride in his car. The giant claims she is a “Rapper.” She goes by the name Dank De Most/MOSS. The DUNK is a vulgar “rapper” who touts herself as a BBW (“big beautiful woman”). Some patients have sued doctors after their BBL Brazilian Butt Lifts go wrong. It is not known if the DUNK’s case is a BBL gone bad.
Upon seeing the multitude waiting to get in his car, the Lyft driver politely requested that they call for an XL ride. When the multitude spoke, the Lyft driver realized only one person was standing there. This incident has sparked a legal case that could impact ride-sharing policies.
The driver, concerned about the safety of his passengers, surmised that squeezing and wrestling the multitude into his car would be a safety issue. Plus, getting her out of the vehicle may be more complicated than getting her in. He did not have a Jaws of Life to extricate her from his car.
At no time was the Lyft driver rude or suggested that she call for a forklift. Dank DeMost or Dunk DeMost videoed and posted the interaction with the driver on social media. The brick house claimed to be embarrassed and humiliated by the private encounter. Yet she posted the video for the world to see, an ironic twist in this legal case. The driver explained that she would not fit in his car.
Driver: You can’t fit.
Blanding: Yes, I can!
Driver: Believe me, you can’t fit.
The Dunk hired two shysters who have decided to sue the driver.
The ride-share company has deactivated the driver’s account. A move that is designed to try to identify themselves. The case is simple: If she does not fit, YOU MUST ACQUIT.
The shysters are suing Lyft and the driver based on Michigan’s 1976 Elliott-Larson Civil Rights Act.
They are suing for stress, mental anguish, attorney fees, and damages.
legislators added height and weight in 1979. The shysters equated the DUNK’s case as the same as being Black.
People are born Black. There aren’t any big-boned skeletons.
Every sad sack has a cell phone with a camera for videoing their 15 seconds of fame. It is rare to go to the gym and not see a narcissistic buffalo videoing themselves. The crime of the century was equipping cell phones with cameras.
The video revealed the DUNK telling the driver she could fit in his car. The driver advised her that his car was a lowrider.
She won’t fit. DUNK told the driver she’d fit in smaller cars before. That may have been possible when she was a baby.
The DUNK Weighs 500 Pounds.
Most midsize cars have a weight capacity of 850 pounds. The DUNK, whose real name is Dajua Blanding, weighs 500 pounds. According to Mercedes Benz, “The maximum weight the Mercedes-Benz C-Class 300 can carry is 500 kg (approximately 1,102 pounds).”
Social Media Had A Field Day With The DUNK’s Case.
*She makes Lizzo look like a Victoria’s Secret model.
*Bro is addressing the elephant in the room.
*Sorry, but Lyft doesn’t offer a flatbed as an option
*You’re not suing Uber Eats
*When the Earth fails, we can always try to colonize this monstrosity.
Editor’s Note: Unreasonable discrimination of any kind is ‘wrong.’
Clinton Franklin is a formally trained Computer Scientist and a writer at heart. Clinton is an avid observer of nature and a lover of people and diverse cultures. He adheres to the adage, “Think globally, but act locally.”
It is crucial to be forward-thinking but not a forward person. “Be kind to everyone you meet because each carries his heavy burden…” Plato.
Embrace the three Constants: Change, Justice, and Rightness.
The thought police are busy at work trying to suppress free speech — if allowed their march to madness — they will arrest your very thoughts.
