Tired of going to sleep with blue balls and looking for a way to release his tension, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos blasted off six women in his giant fantasy weenie called Blue Origin. The event has come to be known as Space Airhead Day, aka Blue Balls Day.
The spectacle ‘space flight’ is a leap for civilization. They proved that silicone ass and silicone breasts could survive zero gravity in space. ‘E.T. call home.’ The Jeff Bezos blast-off is one giant step for women and a giant step for women.
They went into ‘space’ as airheads and came back as AstroTurfs.
Some people questioned the benefits of Jeff Bezos blasting off six females into his fantasy phallic muscle. They claim the whole trip was useless.
Others argue that humanity could learn lessons from the trip. After all, a fossil and a dinosaur were onboard the Blue Origin.
Discovering the effects of zero gravity on fossils and dinosaurs is a remarkable scientific feat. The presence of the other four passengers will also inform us about the impact of supersonic speed on silicone.
After the return of Blue (Balls) Origin returned to Earth, Social Media had a field day.
Here are a few samples of what most people were thinking.
** Social media went wild with comments about the Blue Balls Origin Six.
@MrLeadb quipped, “Blue Origin returned with no intelligent life on board.”
@mikesarno posted, “If being in space for four minutes makes you an astronaut, then I’m a gynecologist.”
Reportedly, President Trump wanted to declare the Alein Enemies Act law so they would be left out in ‘space.’
Another social media creator posted, “They have just proved that six individual vacuums can exist in one large one.”
“Think globally, but act locally.”
It is crucial to be forward-thinking but not a forward person. “Be kind to everyone you meet because each carries his heavy burden…” Plato.
Embrace the three Constants: Change, Justice, and Rightness.
The thought police are busy at work trying to suppress free speech. If allowed their march to madness, they will arrest your very thoughts.
Free ‘Speech is thy Lord.’
