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A Royal Flush?
“Life is not complicated: you get up, you go to work, you eat three meals. You take one good shit, and you go to bed.” Rinse and repeat. George Carlin was one of the greatest 21st-century philosophers.
What Could Make A Princess So Afraid?
What could make a princess so afraid that she releases doctored photographs to the news media? Is it her false sense of pride? Or is it just her will to keep a fairytale alive? When Meghan Markle and Prince Harry faced criticism for keeping it real, Prince William and Kate Middleton emerged — on a hill of phoniness.
Just when we thought Taylor Swift had replaced the Princess of Wales, Kate Middleton, Middleton came back to claim the spotlight. What is strange is that Middleton is using her absence as her major attraction. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Singer Candi Staton asked a profound question in her song ‘Victim’, then she answered it. “I wondered what it is that makes a man leave a girl so alone? Another woman is usually the thing. Running around just doesn’t seem to change.
Will The Real Kate Middleton Please Stand Up?
At 42 years old, Kate Middleton is a part of the look-at-me attention-grabbing generation. Who did it, and who did she? These questions have become social media talk born of wild speculations. Life isn’t that complex.
The recent brouhaha about Kate Middleton and her whereabouts is scary. The British Royals have not declared Middleton dead, so she’s alive. She has made no public appearance since January.
Yet her fans are seeing glimpses of her everywhere next to Elvis Presley. How many anorexic women live in Britain? There is a lookalike here, a lookalike there. The Princess of Wales is everywhere.
George Carlin could not have made life any clearer when he said life is not complicated. Any other added complications come from man’s innate need for vanity, his lust to create and explain “mysteries.” “Man, thy name is vanity.” Thus, you have religion.
When photoshopped photos of the Princess of Wales appeared, the world held its collective breath. Soon, online sleuths corrected the media for publishing fake photos.
Then Kate Middleton apologized for the fake photos. Immediately, her detractors built their religious silos to prosecute her. And her fans built their religious silos to protect her.
Why would the Princess of Wales attempt to fool the world? A fan reporter on News Nation, Elizabeth Vargas, solved the mystery. Vargas says, “Everybody Photoshop their pictures.” Wow! For those who don’t Photoshop their photos, they just learned something new. Life doesn’t have to be complicated. “Frailty is thy name, woman.” Hamlet.
The hot royal mess continues to grow more legs. It’s galloping fast down the streets of Britain and across the pond.
Keep Them Guessing, Bigfoot?
Another blurred, quick-moving image of Middleton popped up at the Windsor Farm. Prince William was in tow of the image. And William informed his British subjects that the blurb was Kate. Hollywood has proven the sightings of Bigfoot to be accurate. We have undoctored photos of Sasquatch; it is confirmed; we must believe.
Clinton Franklin is a formally trained Computer Scientist and a writer at heart. Clinton is an avid observer of nature and a lover of people and diverse cultures. He adheres to the adage, “Think globally, but act locally.”
It is crucial to be forward-thinking but not a forward person. “Be kind to everyone you meet because each carries his heavy burden…” Plato.
Embrace the three Constants: Change, Justice, and Rightness.
The thought police are busy at work trying to suppress free speech — if allowed their march to madness — they will arrest your very thoughts.
