Department of Justice (DOJ) Tragedy: Attorney General Bill Barr Flees the Crime Scene.

American Judas: AG William Barr.

Some men will do anything for an extra slice of pie. They will sell their country, mother, father, and lifelong friends down the drain if it means getting a chance to eat at a master’s table and getting an extra slab of cheese. William Barr, the 85th US Attorney General and one of the top dogs of the Republican Party that tried to destroy America’s Democracy, is such a man. Realizing that the American people’s will is bigger than his voracious appetite Barr has decided to bail from the Donald Trump Titanic. Like Captain Rat, Barr did every corrupt thing that he could to steer clear of the huge inevitable iceberg that is speeding towards the boat — but to no avail — the die is cast, and Joe Biden is the 46th President of the United States of America.

The Rat is craving more cheese: Bill Barr

The Trump Administration is over, finito, kaput, done, no longer is, zeroed out.

On December 14, 2020, the Electoral College voted to officially certify Joe R. Biden as the 46th President of the United States of America. Like ninety percent of President Trump’s close political allies (the Kellyanne Conways and Chris Christie), Barr realizes that there is no way out but to jump ship and float on the liferaft to an Island (Rat Haven) where Major Rat Eraldo Rivera has found a semblance of refuge. This tubby fella Barr will go down in American history as the worst United States Attorney General — ever. The fact is there isn’t much else another US AG could do to eclipse Bill Barr’s record — aside from actually succeeding in shredding the Constitution and overturning American Democracy.

Bill Barr: A face that only a mother could love (courtesy of Mother Jones)

Barr’s penchant for an American dictatorship.

In 2019, Bill Barr was hired by Trump as his personal attorney in the guise of U.S. Attorney General. He is a strong proponent of mass incarceration of Black, Brown, and poor people and the expansion of private prisons across the United States. Barr has been reward mightily for those prisons expansion efforts through other corporations — reportedly, Barr has a net worth of over five million dollars.

Even while the United States of America was on the verge of a financial disaster and hundreds of thousands of families lost loved ones to the COVID-19 pandemic, for a Cheese Steak, Barr has decided to rip the Constitution apart by showing fealty to Donald Trump and not the Democratic process.

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