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She’s gotta have it. On May 22, the US Court of Appeals for the 11th Circuit’s judicial council reprimanded Judge Eleanor Rigby-Ross.
The reason for the reprimand?
When Judge Ross has sex in her courtroom chambers, she screams out with pleasure.
For screaming out with pleasure while having sex in her courtroom chamber, the court clerks filed a complaint.
The complainants bemoaned a cop bringing their boss, Judge Eleanor Rigby, her “Afternoon Delight and skyrockets in flight.”
Fifty-eight-year-old district judge Eleanor Ross, of the Atlanta-based US District Court, misjudged the jealousy of her court clerks.
While they had to sit and eat boring wieners for lunch, the ravenous Judge Eleanor Ross was being eaten by a deputy chief with the Atlanta police.
Bloomberg Law identified the hungry cop as 55-year-old Kelley Collier. Meanwhile, somewhere in Atlanta, someone played Prince’s song “Cream” “Get on Top.”
The jealous cop-blocking court clerks turned in their for having loud sex in her chambers.
The married, horny judge whose husband is also a judge could not wait to get home to cool down, so she found a knave, an Atlanta assistant chief of police, to cool her down.
For two years, Kelley Collier would go to the judge’s chamber to shoot her with his sex pistol.
Every time Judge Eleanor Ross sees Chief Kelley Collier, she makes it clear to him that she needs a hot cop baby this evening. ‘She’s gotta have it, baby, she’s gotta have it right now.”
Assistant Chief of Police Kelley Collier wasn’t the Village People kind of cop that claps cheeks.
For nearly two years, she’s been telling her husband that she has a headache.
Her genius husband, Judge Steve Urkle, couldn’t figure out why he had to take cold showers every night when his wife was the one with the headache.
Cop Blockers Complained.
Once court staff realized that Assistant Chief of Police Collier had discovered what was under the judge’s robe, they burned with anger.
According to a judicial complaint filed by her cop-blocking staff, they could hear Judge Elenor moaning and kissing noises.
While they had sat wishing and hoping, imagining Aaron Hall singing “All The Places I Will Kiss You.”
Oh, baby, let me kiss you with all my love.
The judge wants to let the public know that married women get horny too.
And they need love too.
What’s a married woman to do?
What, wait until she gets home to Judge Steve Urkel Herkel, when a bad boy is sitting in her courtroom with his sex-shooter?
His Glock is cock and ready to fire off a rocket.
She’s gotta have it.
Meanwhile, her husband, Judge Oran Juice Jones, was moping about, “I saw you and him walking in the rain.
You were holding hands, and I will never be the same.”
Now, here you are begging me to give our love just one more try.
Girl, I love you and I always will.
But right now, I gotta say goodbye.”
Bye Felicia.
What, wait until she gets home to Judge Steve Urkel Herkel, when a bad boy is sitting in her courtroom with his sex-shooter?
His Glock is cock and ready to fire off a rocket.
She’s gotta have it.
Meanwhile, her husband, Judge Oran Juice Jones, was moping about, “I saw you and him walking in the rain.
You were holding hands, and I will never be the same.”
Now, here you are begging me to give our love just one more try.
Girl, I love you and I always will.
But right now, I gotta say goodbye.”
Bye Felicia.
It is quite another thing to wanna relive your college days. Those are always fun days. And it’s another thing to replay the roles of how you sailed through law school on your hands, back, and knees.
However, once one ties the knot, one has to learn how to be discreet.
According to Luther Vandross, No one has to know. We can be totally discreet. “If Only For One Night.”
Bye Felicia.
“Think globally, act locally.”
It is crucial to be forward-thinking but not a forward person. “Be kind to everyone you meet because each carries his heavy burden…” Plato.
Embrace the three Constants: change, justice, and rightness.
The thought police are busy at work trying to suppress free speech. If allowed their march to madness, they will arrest your very thoughts.
“Free speech, but not free reach.” — Social media titans.
Free speech is thy Lord.
